Sunday, 31 July 2011

Going out has risks

Two days ago we decided to eat out. My nine year old ordered ‘large' but then said he wasn’t hungry. I was angry. Less than a minute later he ran to the gents, throwing up on the way. 

Last month I took both boys out on a small fishing trip in a small inflatable dinghy. I ran out of petrol. So I rowed ashore and we hitched back. My parents thought we were lost to the tide. They put to sea in their yacht. And they called my wife.
A friend of mine went to the pub last week. He got told off for getting all tetchy about something. So he went home. He passed out, locking guests and others out until 5am. He woke up to 72 hate texts. 

To make your own conclusion fill in the blank: Either way we're ___________.